Use your imagination
Just... just don't ask. For some reason, in my mind it seemed a lot less dirty and... less obvious. However, in comic form... uhh... yeah. If you don't like it, just click the next button :P.
4 days later
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Damnit... CRUMBLE ALREADY!
Forget it man. The weight of everything above it made it WAY too solid to dig through.
But I've gotta get OUTTA HERE! It's driving me MAD!!!
Oh, grow up ya pansy. We've been through worse.
But I need FOOD... and WATER! My bodily reserves... depleting!
Just do what I do. Suck the nutrient moisture out of the soil between the bricks.
You... have been on your hands and knees... bent over and sucking...
Well, I made sure you're asleep first to keep your stupid imagination at bay.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.