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Heeding the call

Ahh, he tried so hard. It's hard to say who to pity more.

... and so you see, THAT'S why we have to oppose Ridley's bar, and all that it stands for.
... yes... of COURSE! HOW in the world could I not have seen that before?
So you understand? All the horrible death and pain and destruction of the land that the bar is causing?
Absolutely! Mass ecosystems are dying!
We must boycott the bar and DESTROY...
... exactly 30 minutes after leaving the bar...
Uhh... Kraid? Kraaaaid? You were about to talk about destruction and...
ACK! THE BAR! My banning is up! I MUST RETURN TO MY BAR!!! *jump* *hop*
*sigh* Seriously... why did I even bother to attempt. Like... what was I thinking?!?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.