Yeah, you all knew it was coming way back from strip 283.
Criiiiiipies! Why in the world am I being forced to haul this worthless pile of scrap metal way the hell into the middle of nowhere?
FOOL! Do you have any idea what this is?!?
Yeah, it's FREAKIN' HEAVY, and not very contusive to dragging across dry, high-traction surfaces!
Oh, quit your complaining and move your ass faster.
Yeah, well you could always STOP WATCHING ME AND HELP, you impatient freak of nature.
HEY! Since when am I a freak of nature?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
Oh, details, details...
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.