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Still just a minion

Man, can't believe I've finally hit 500 strips. Just gotta do that twice now to hit 1000 :P

*zort* *bzort*
Yes my pretty. Absorb your new objectives. My past mistakes shall not be repeated.
So... you've got it programmed?
Oh yes. I've given it a set of detailed instructions the likes of which can lead only to our imminent success.
Well c'mon already, let me see what nefarious plan you've got going. *swoop*
HEY! Watch it!
"Samus equals enemy. Crush kill blast destroy red armour walking thingy equals bad?"
I don't like giving my dumb, stupid, idiotic minions too much credit.
Ok, seriously, do you even REMEMBER that I am as well a minion.
Oh yes, quite.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.