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Stupidity test

Well c'mon... it's gotta be the stupidest enemy there is. It doesn't turn unless it hits something solid. It essentially does the same thing that a rubber ball is capable of :P

Several hours later
Ok... I think we've come to a mutual agreement on its commands.
Wait, read it off again...
"Crush, kill, and/or destroy the being known as Samus, and any allies thereof."
Hrmm... get rid of the word 'thereof', and we've got a deal.
Eh, good enough Simple, yet stupid-proof enough that even a Ripper could understand it.
YES! Now, stupid Ripper comparisons aside, let's get it ready for round 2.
*sniff* I just like to fly.
Shutup Bouncy, noone asked you.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.