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Objective complete

According to my memory, which may or may not be accurate, in a 2-jump series of Goombas in Super Mario Bros., the first Goomba is worth 100, and the second is worth 200. If I'm mistaken, I'm sure I'll hear it from at least a dozen sources, followed by me fixing it :P

Alright then Smiley McClone, let's dance. *ka-click*
*beep* Challenge accepted.
*jump* *boing* *boing*
*beep* Objective: Crush - Complete. Further action deemed unneccessary. Returning to base for further instruction.
...Did that actually just happen?
I don't even know anymore.
Now I know what a Goomba feels like.
Hey, at least you would have been worth 200 points.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.