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Last resort

Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort...
Gotta love that song.

Forget it Samus, just split. No sense in it killing both of us.
Ok, one... since when do I take orders from you? Two, you're sadly the closest thing to a friend here, and I'm not about to ditch what are arguably friends.
DAMNIT SAMUS, leave before I THROW you out of harm's way. GO!
*beep* Kill, destroy. *fwoosh*
Ok, but I'll be back. Just... hold him off or something.
*fwoosh* *KABLAM*
*beep* Target engaged. Switching to full battle mode.
AGH! Hate... you so... much. Fine... if I have to I'll CRAWL away! IS THAT what you wanted to see me resort to?
*beep* Does not compute. *crouch*
Oh, go to hell.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.