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Ultrakill mode activated

It takes a brick to the head, and still keeps ticking. And now they've pissed it off. Good decision-making guys...

Ok well... since I... can't move much... anyway, will you... give this poor KRaid one... final, dying... wish?
*beep* Kraid has death wish. Ask to confirm feasability.
Ok, seriously... don't call it a "death wish". That... just sounds... bad.
*beep* Capable of complying with final wish. Term "death wish" will no longer be used. Commencing full attack sequence.
Wait what? NO! No... that's not... my wish! Undo! Undo!
Request not acceptable. Prepare...
*leap* HURL* *WHAM*
Well... that was pretty well the best that I could do on short notice.
Did it work?
*BEEP* Ultrakill mode activated.
Not in the least.
Well crap.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.