With the ramming speed that sucker had, a regular closed door just might not have done the trick. Looks like we'll never know... in this comic :P.
...so yeah, from that point on, I decided to go with alfalfa leaves, and that weird rash hasn't returned since.
Crikey! That'd be a LOT better than using that crunchy old tree bark.
*THUMP* *THUNK* *WHAM*
So... umm... Metroid-thingy... isn't there... umm... anything you should be telling us? Like maybe having to do with something attempting to beat down my bar door?
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.