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Cold Metroid death

Not only is it Samus with an ice-beam... but it's Samus with an ice beam covered in snow!

<C'mon out, freak! You can't stay holed up in there forever! I'm not gonna hurt you... just SUCK YOUR INSIDES THROUGH THE MOST PAINFUL ORIFICES ON YOUR BODY!>
<*gasp* *pant* Crap. It's no use. That door ain't budging. Ah well, I can wait here juuuust as long as her.>
Oh man... wait'll I tell the guys about that slide I made on that snowdrift. Kraid's gonna be so.......
What's this I smell? Why, it's the smell of COLD METROID DEATH!
<Ah, hell.>

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.