When plans fail
Where the hell are we even going? We have no clue what direction he took off in.
Don't worry... I've got a secret strategy that doesn't matter where he is.
5 minutes later
Spirits? Liquor? Hooch? Alcohol? Ethanol? Rotgut? Beer? Inebriant? Wine? Intoxicant? Firewater? Grog? Moonshine? Joy juice? Swig?
Face it, he ain't coming.
Well damnit... I think he might actually be scared now. Or hiding, killed, or otherwise inaccessible.
Y'know... all this talk of booze... and the bar isn't THAT far away... could we...
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.