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Why minions are minions

Yes... I created a comic PURELY to use the phrase "The beginning of the next fiscal year" :P

Note: Staticouch is someone from the #zebeth chatroom. He was the first to answer when I asked 'who wants to be mentioned in the next comic strip', so he's there as a pseudo-contest winner or something :P

<C'mon, don't be shy. Speak up if you have an answer.>
<...N...nexxt Tuesday?>
<Nnnno. Try again. C'mon, I taught you this people.>
<The third week in August?>
<The release date of the next Pokemon game?>
<The vernal equinox?>
<The beginning of the next fiscal year?>
<Your birthday?>
<Staticouch's birthday?>
<New Year's eve?>
<National pirate day?>
-God... I need better minions. No wonder Mother brain hates these damn things.
<National senior health and fitness day?>
<Just shut up.>

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.