More is better
Ehehehe. And now you know what happened to the most unfortunate Melia in existence.
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0.3 seconds later
AAAUUGGHH! THE GLASS! THE GLASS HAS PENETRATED MY SPINE!
*swing* *whoosh* *CRUNCH* *shatter*
45 minutes later
OH MERCIFUL GOD, WHY AM I STILL CONSCIOUS?!? THE GLASS! WITH EACH SWING, THE GLASS IS BEING BURIED DEEPER! OH GOD, THE PAIN!
*swing* *swoosh* *swish* *smash* *pound* *crunch* *scrunch*
Ahhh... I feel slightly better. You?
A little... I guess.
You know what'd make us feel even better?
What?
*gasp* *pant* Is... is it over? Is the nightmare finally over?
*bzorp* *glomp* *swing*
OH PLEASE NO! I BEG OF YOU! I DON'T THINK MY MIND IS CAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING MORE PAIN!
WE'LL be the judge of that.
You're right, I DO feel better.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.
