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So very screwed

Man, it sucks to be Ophelia about now.

But anyway... no, you blithering excuse for a reptile. It's a 'heads-up display', which gives me information on my surroundings, pertinant data about my suit... stuff like that.
Cool, what did it say about me?
*hop* Oh, don't worry about that. I'm SPECIFICALLY going to re-program it to say "blithering idiot" on the display whenever I look in your direction.
Aww... so I guess making it say 'awesome dude' is out of the question?
...Not only is it out of the question, but NOW I'll make it say "blithering idiot - specifically not awesome" in the display.
*toing* Oh C'MON! I don't ask for much.
God you make me miss my suit.
What the... HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE GREEN BASTARDS! MAN! Samus is gonna KILL me! Christ, I look away for two seconds...

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.