Waiting for the host

Quite possibly the worst case scenario when you have to follow whoever is showing you around to wherever. And right when Samus is deciding to start being polite.

Yyyyeah, anyway... let's get back to the village.
Stupid grapple lack of using thingy, get burned to a crisp for no reason idiotic remember forget grapple stupid beam.
I'm just going to smile and nod.
5 minutes later
Ahh, excellent, we're at the pillars. The village is just on the other side. HEY EVERYONE, I'M BRINGING VISITORS!
Really?!? We must prepare a feast!
I like where this is going.
Excellent. When you arrive, you will also be treated to a feast fit for the thingy of Metroid.
Eh, she's not worth all that much.
I must say though, I'm quite amazed you can arrange a feaste so quickly.
*crawl* Oh, don't worry, they should have time.
45 minutes later
Hey uhh... I don't mean to sound disrespectful, but I could have made this trek in like... half a minute tops.
Pfft, you outsides and your "jumping". Not much further.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.