Long greetings

About 30 seconds later
*sniff* *sniff* We must be getting close. I smell... uhh... stuff that I can't entirely identify.
That's... not a good thing.
Bah, pessimist. For all you know, it could be the greatest food on the planet.
Well, given it's only competition is deep-fried minions, that's not saying much.
Ahh, there you are.
Yep, we're finally here. So good to see you again Syracuse Von Alfredo Jacobson Smith de Sanguine Jones the eighth of the Trabnagian tribe.
Oh god no.
Why yes, nice to see you again as well, Kraid Von Mortimer Rihanna Drake McWestley Penny Janelle Coleman Quirinus Daedalus Carl Fezzik Freeman McRugen Spindleshanks...
*seeth* *twitch* *shudder* *shake* *rage* *shudder*
Umm... call it a hunch, but maybe we should cut it short.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.