Not all that great

299 to go...

You! Big-eyed, greenish, ugly thing! What's your name?
Umm... Alicia Car...
*fwoosh* *BWAM*

Y'know, seeing total carnage within the tribe kinda makes you think.
How so?
Oh my god! You killed Alicia Carman S...
*fwoosh* *BWAM*

I mean... just trying to fathom how much will be lost here when this is over. All of our greatest athletes, or our smartest intellects might be wiped out in the blink of an eye.
Oh my god! You killed Simon Bel...
*fwoosh* *BWAM*

Oh my god! You... umm... how about I just leave it at 'oh my god'.
Good thinking Lucy Von...
*fwoosh* *BWAM*
That was stupid, Jacob Tr...
*fwoosh* *BWAM*

...And then sometimes, I think that this might be for the best.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.