Finding the bar

Umm... ok... so tell me, patron of my bar... what is the... umm... fastest way that you've found to get there?
You're joking, right?
Look, just lead the path, or you'll be lucky to ever see another drop of alcohol again.
Righto, so as I Was saying, just follow me.
-Well, who knows... maybe Metroid-thingy pre-made a bar. Doesn't explain why this idiot thinks he drank in there before... WITH me.
C'mon, c'mon, this way.
So... on a completely random note... when this planet was created... did you have like... weird, previous memories?
Nope, just appeared here, started wandering around.
Dang. So much for that.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.