Ups and downs

Ok Samus... you alright now?
Yeah... yeah... just lay off the names.
Noooooo, really?
*deep breath* *calm* *relax*
Y'know, making wisecracks right now might not be in your best interests. Trust me here.
Yeah... the last thing we need is her angry again.
Yo, word from across the lava-lake. Some Metroids are trying to spread the word that they have some idiot "Samus's" suit, and are wanting to challenge 'em to a deathmatch for it. Spread the word or they said they'll kill us.
*shake* *rage* *hate* *disgust* *shake* *shudder* *shake*
Ok, now... y'see the shaking and violent mutterings coming from Samus? THIS is the type of time you want to run like hell.
So... are you running too?
Oh yes, very much so.
Right, off we go then.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.