News flash!




I couldn't resist... again.

And for all you anti-plothole purists out there... Crocomire Hunter found another way up... again. :P

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Well FINE! Show me, oh great defier of the laws of nature. SHOW me this magical method of yours before I lunge at your head and attack your face!
Ok.
Approximately one minute later...
...Dear god, that is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen. How in the HELL did you do that?!?
Well, it's quite simple, actually. I can explain it perfectly logically, and completely possible by all laws of physics, simply by saying...
THIS JUST IN! MOTHER BRAIN IS UP TO NO GOOD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
D... do we have success?
NOTE: THE VALIDITY OF THE PRECEDING STATEMENT MAY BE DEBATABLE.
We are close, but... something is missing.
I think we need to add more yeast to get it to rise better.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.