Something weird going on

Aaaaand THIS should get people talking.

Meanwhile, at Samus' now-living-source-of-misguided-rage...
So if you were too drunk to remember anything, why haven't you died of alcohol poisoning?
How should I know? YOU were the one that brewed this stuff.
Oh, for christ sakes... why the hell do I keep giving you booze?
Because more often than not, I'm the only one here?
Oh cram it, or I'll just cut you off for real this time.
Pfft, yeah right.
Hey, anyone here? DAMN this place is empty.
Oh holy god, it's about time. Someone who doesn't make me feel like commiting suicide when I talk to them!
Unlike me?
Yes... unlike you.
SAMUS! Where the hell have you been?!? Everyone on this god-forsaken Metroid-thingy playground has been driving me mad!
Ugh, tell me about it.
What, you too?
Yeah, something weird is going on.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.