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Don't worry, next comic we'll be getting into "new" stuff that Ridley's gone through.

But anyway, seeing as I was SUPPOSED to meet you again in an hour, I figured I should move on.
I'm supposed to meet Kraid again in an hour, so I figure I should move on.
Something along those lines.
So I came across some funky post thing sticking out of the ground. I didn't think much of it then.

Man, whoever designed the modern art here certainly sucks at it *coughKabscough*
So naturally, I wanted to stomp on it. However, it felt all... tingly... and kinda... weird...ish....y.
Worst. Description. Ever.
Oohh, tingly.
So ANYWAY... the weird stuff started happening like... just a little bit after I got off that thing.
Your ability to describe things got even worse?
Shutup and let me continue, or no more booze.
Yes sir.
*hop* ONWARDS! I've got a bar to scout.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me ` shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.