If you can't figure out who that is... you will soon.

So a little further ahead, I found an enemy standing on a big pile of rubble, that according to him was the old location of my bar... which for the record I've never seen in my friggin' life.
Well yeah... I saw you digging that place out shortly after you found it.
Lemme continue... it gets weirder.
Now, this enemy takes me to ANOTHER bar... which I ALSO apparently built.
And we saw you dig THAT one out too!
Just... bear with me here. I'm getting to the REALLY weird crap. This second bar is NOTHING.
After entering, I met someone who was apparently a long-time second-bar-dweller.
Sweet merciful god, you're the most annoyingly annoying pile of annoying that's ever annoyed.
He was a little annoying.
Shortly thereafter... Samus... who was equally confused with your disappearance... came by. I TOLD YOU YOU FRIGGIN' ABANDONED US!!!

And I'm saying I FRIGGIN' DIDN'T!
No, you friggin' did... ass.
Wait, wha?
Man that thing was annoying.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.