Near misses

It's Kraid... nuff said :P

Yyyeah, y'know what? Nuts to this. I've got a storage room to get booze from. *hop*
I'll come with. He's acting weirder than usual today.
Wait, don't go!
AHA! I knew you'd be in here, you spike-hurling menace!
Wow... you took off your suit fast. Well... most of it, anyway.
Wait a sec... I've got to go find me some rocks or bricks or something to hurl at your vacant skull.
No! Don't go... again... my suitless beauty!
Man, I thought I heard voices, but turns out you were just talking to yourself again. RID! YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS!
How do you keep doing that?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.