What indeed

And for the weekend... a minor cliffhanger. What did Samus see?

I see what it's like now! It's clear as day! Oooohhhh no, heaven FORBID you tell KRAID about a new Chozo-item!
Uhh... no, I...
Just because he got a high-jump item, suddenly he can't be TRUSTED to know ANY information, even if he can't POSSIBLY do anything WITH it! Am I close here Samus? AM I?!?
Oh sure, let me pour my heart out, while you just stand there and bask in my MISERY! Do you like it Samus? Do you like to see me miserable THAT...
*drop* *thump* *thump*
Ok, seriously... what the hell are you staring at? What, do I have a spider on my head? Wait... do I? SAMUS! DO I HAVE A SPIDER ON MY HEAD? DO I???

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.