Check it out!

Man... I should have thought of having Ophelia chug a barrel before. It was easy to sprite, and looks awesome :P

Oh... my... GOD!
What? What?
Check it out! Ophelia is TOTALLY chugging that barrel of tequila!
Woah, cool!
Isn't this awesome? Samus and I made a bet as to whether this much tequila is capable of getting something as big as Ophelia drunk.
Wait, who said "oh my god" just a minute ago there?
I don't know, someone at the front of the bar. Ophelia's blocking my view.
Eh, whatever.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.