Everyone loves Gronky!
There, now people will stop asking if it was Gronky that died :P
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But... while we're here, I might as well kill my curiosity. Croc-boy... what the hell did we explode into tiny little pieces, anyway?
*sniff* That... that poor Trabnagian fellow! I SAVED him from the lava... and... and was taking him to meet his friends who are with Kraid.
Oh... Oooohhhh. A TRABNAGIAN you say. Well... given your pain... I won't say that I'm glad that we killed it... but... I can't not be not sad that we didn't not kill it.
*sniff*
Whew, for a second there, I thought that we killed Gronky.
Are you kidding? EVERYONE loves Gronky! Well... despite the fact that he's a glitch-riddled world-destroyer... but like... EVERYONE loves him. It'd completely suck if he died!
*sniff* *sob*
I know. Who in the world could POSSIBLY want him dead?
Elsewhere
Why will this beast from hell not SHUT UP, even for a SECOND???
I've been trying to will it to death with my mind, but it's JUST NOT WORKING!
WILL HARDER!
*gronk* *gronk* *gronk* *GRONK* *gronk* *gronk* *gronk* *gronk* *GRONK*
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.
