A soft spot for booze
At first I was going to call this strip "Mario, he's not", but then remembered that Mario actually at least punches the blocks... and doesn't just smash his skull into them :P
So wait... you've been on the ceiling for like... the entire battle and everything? What the hell have you been doing up there that whole time?
Being bored out of my mind, and finding out that there's nothing to drink here any more.
Wait, what? No booze? Like... at all?
Nope... Metroidthingy McHateeveryone decided to lock up my booze supply. Samus is out hunting for ingredients as we speak.
Aw MAN! But booze to go with my stomach full of Samus!
...Do I even WANT to know? Wait, no... no I don't. And I don't like the fact that I'm having to ask myself that more and more often lately.
Well, it doesn't matter. I want booze, and I aim to get into that booze room, Metroid-thingy or no Metroid-thingy!
20 minutes later...
*LUNGE* *THUD* *thunk*
Hey man... came to see how you're... why are you hitting the door with your head?
Ugh. My hands started to hurt after about 10 minutes. But I think it's starting to give!
No man... you're just tenderizing your skull.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.