Lost on purpose

30 minutes later...
*boing* *hop* Cripes man, what the hell kind of path are you taking me down?
Don't worry, I'm sure we'll reach your... what's it called again... a "fee-ald"? That right?
Yeah, about that... I' also getting a sneaking suspicion that you have absolutely no clue what I'm actually trying to find. And slow down, I can only hop so fast, you wriggling freak.
*crawl* OH sure, I know what you want. Now just head upwards, and it's not much further.
*boing* It'd better be. I'm tempted to just kill you and find it myself.
...Minion? Where'd you go?
...No, seriously... where the hell did you bugger off to? Do I go up or straight here? Hello?
Aahahaha! So long, sucker! Have fun finding me ever again! Teach you to threaten me for the past half-hour.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.