Great ideas

Cause Kraid pain? Samus says "Hell yes!"

So... you say it causes you unbearable, excruciating pain to move even in the slightest? Like... how slight are we talking here? Like... feather-touch?
I know what you're thinking, and don't do it.
*hop* So like... if someone tried to move you, would you even be able to defend yourself?
No, seriously... I'm telling you, man. Don't do it. Just... seriously, don't.
Ok... maybe this WASN'T the greatest of ideas.

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