Remember this lesson

Warning... aiming missiles at your face can cause blindness or injury.

Several minutes later...
Now what did we learn?
Missiles hurt, and Samus hates me.
Thaaaat's right.
*hop* *hop*
Oh thank god, I think this is the end. I don't think a lack of walls has ever looked as good as this.
I agree. My head STILL hurts thinking about those walls.
And who's fault was that, huh?
Pfft, ingrate. I saved your ass from going insane in that maze, and you know it.
*sigh* Yeah... yeah. As much as it pains me to say it... I owe you for that one.
Oh, I SO know how I'm cashing THAT favour in.
Except that I'll never sleep with you... or even touch you. In fact, I'd prefer to stay at least six feet away at all times. So in other words... back up a bit.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.