For no good reason

What the hell is going on out there? It sounds like some kind of miniature rockslide or something coming towards the bar.
*bvwee* *clunk*
Aaaaand thsi is less than expected... or good. YO! OPHELIA! ARE YOU CALLING A PILE OF FROZEN METROIDS TO THE BAR?
No, not today.
Well, so much for th... wait, what?
Oh, hey Ridley... how's the day going?
*clunk* *thunk* *thud*
Oh, just fine. I got plenty of sleep, and it's been fairly relaxing. On another note though... WHY IN THE BLUE MONKEY FUCK ARE YOU BOUNCING METROIDS INTO MY BAR?
Y'know, that's a good question. I have no idea, to be honest.
Oh, THAT'S useful. Well, given they're frozen, that can only mean...
Hey Rid, can't talk, gotta fire off another round of freezing.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.