Almost won

So close to winning. Then again, once Ridley's got booze in it again, that wouldn't even buy half a drink for Kraid :P

20 minutes later
Damnit, damnit, hell bitch damn! Bitch crap bitch hell mother fu...
I dunno man... she's been swearing for a while now. I think something might be wrong.
You're just worried I'll win the bet.
Hell hell... damn hell hell... wait... WAIT... DAMNIT! Crap shit bitch crap hell. Aha... AHA! AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Aaaand now she lost it. Oh, I'm SO closer than you. You owe me ten bucks.
So... *snicker* any luck in moving the Metroids? You sounded preeeetty confident out there.
I dunno about teasing her man. I'm thinking more along the lines of "run and hide".
For your information... yes... yes I did.
YES! YOU JUST SAVED ME 10 BUCKS! And also my room.
WHAT? NO! HOW?!? Aw MAN... now my drink prices won't seem cheap in comparison to yours!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.