Lacking in P.R. skills

Yeah, she needs to work on her public relations some more.

Ok, now... I know you might be a little unwilling to help me out already here...
Oh, why's that? Because you slaughtered countless numbers of our species?
Yeah, kinda... but remember that we ALL get booze if you help me. It's for the greater good!
Hmm... we will have to discuss this. Give us a few minutes.
Several minutes later...
*boing* Ok, after deliberating, we have deci...
*ka-click* *leap* *fwoosh*
Sorry, sorry... force of habit. *click*
Yeah, that REALLY doesn't help your cause, you know.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.