Minion soup

Hell, Now I want some minion soup.

And if you're wondering why several strips are missed... once again, view the text at the bottom of strip 912. The ACTUAL previous strip is the end of a tale of woe about moving, and can be found here.

Jeeze... now I feel bad. Hey, heeeeey. C'mon now Ophelia. I'm not saying that you ate your species, I'm just saying there's a chance, a SMALL chance, that you didn't NOT eat Metroid.
Now c'mon... y'know what'd make you feel better?
*sniff* What?
A nice big bowl of... umm... uhh... crap. RIDLEY, WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE?
Crap. Umm... what are the odds you'd like a big bowl of water?
Go to hell.
We could mix fried minion into it... turn it into minion soup.
*turn* Ok, now you're talkin'. Let's make this happen.
*hop* Hell, I'm up for that too!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.