Race to the finish

Don't worry, I'm going somewhere with this.

In either case, we're about to make a better batch of minion-soup. You want in?
Better than what?
You don't wanna know.
MINIONS! The first one to fly this ice-cream to the frozen surface doesn't get turned into soup!
That was disgusting.
Yet delicious.
To the surface!
So wait... how are you going to tell who 'wins'?
It doesn't matter... as soon as they tell me where they put the ice-cream, they're all as good as soup anyway.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.