A little white lie

He's always been a little gullible.

Ok, well... my selling out anything for a profit aside... what do you want me to DO, exactly?
Stop harming innocent animals for profit, and have any animals killed for the purposes of eating killed humanely and/or naturally.
Umm... no.
In that case, you leave me no choice. I'm gonna have to wrangle you, crikey you at LEAST three new ones to teach you a lesson, and then destroy the bar to put an end to the horror and anguish.
Ok then... yes.
There... was that so hard? I'm going to go and tell ALL the minions that there's nothing to fear from this point on!
Dont tell me you're ACTUALLY going to...
Pfft, that'll happen the day Kraid gets laid. It got him off my back, didn't it?
Yeah, but he'll be pissed later.
Hey, I'm right here, you know.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.