Anything for a profit

Yeah, I think it'd be pretty unanimous no matter who you asked :P

So it WASN'T just rumours!
I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that that was completely just talk, and I wouldn't actually ever snort a minion I don't think.
Yeah, ok... I'll give you that.
After all... you're still trying to be friends with most of the minions, despite being friends with Samus.

Exactly, you see where I'm coming from.
Oh come on, I was totally just talking up a big game too.
Oh no, you'd have no qualms about it at all
WHAT?!? How come Kraid gets off scot-free, and I'm stuck being a minion-mangling freak?
Because if you can make a profit off of it, you'd do it in a heartbeat.
Ok yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Croc-boy on that one.
HEY! Who's side are you on, anyway?
The one who's not charging me ten times the price for drinks AND food!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
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