Not quite undisputed

Well... if you count playing video games and screwing around on the computer as 'nothing', anyway.

ANYWAY... I will TELL you what day it is.
Do you have to?
Look, do you WANT me to summon a horde of minions to tear you apart limb from limb?
Alright, alright, continue
But yes... today is the day... that I am finally capable of becoming unquestioned RULER of this planet!
I don't follow. What makes it possible now when it wasn't before? What's even really changed?
I've got friggin' Metroid-thingy right friggin' behind me in containment! What about THAT?!?
Yeah, but she never really stopped you from ruling the planet before. Hell, she never really did ANYTHING.
He's right you know, I'm really quite useless.
See? Even SHE agrees with me!
SHUTUP, EVERYONE! She's trapped, and that means I win! I'M KIND OF THE PLANET!
Yeah, sure you are.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.