Gotta give credit where credit is due
You have to admit, that's gotta take skill.
Envy? Pity? Why's that? It's just natural that...
Exactly, natural! It's gotta suck to die if you even look at the ground wrong, but at least he's going out naturally!
AS opposed to us, if your non-plan of a plan fails. Have you even HEARD of what Mother Brain's done with some of the minions?
Well, I've heard rumours...
She SQUISHES them! Into a fine paste! And THEN uses the sludge-like remains as a lubricant to slide her fat ass over the surface!
It's true, my friend Joey slid her three meters.
Really? That's utterly... AMAZING! To think that she can lower the coeficcient of friction enough to...
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PRAISING THIS!
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.