Online gaming at its finest

I've even designed ZONES for this mud (look around for a zone called Atlantis)! And some browsers will let you play a mud just via link... you can see if yours works by clicking here. If it gives you some funky error... then you'll have to figure out how to open a terminal window on your computer. The usual command you type into there is "telnet 2222".

Some people have asked over the years whether I play online gaming. My typical answer is along the lines of "hell no, everyone online is a whiny sore-loser, sore-winner, or just a plain old jackass."
I would like to take this opportunity to say that that isn't COMPLETELY true. I play online gaming alright. Oh yes... online gaming at its finest, I will play indeed.
You massacre a soldier to small fragments with your slash.
A soldier bends over in pain.
A soldier's wound creates a puddle of blood on the ground!

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A soldier tries to hit you but you easily avoids the blow.
A soldier barely hits you.
You massacre a soldier to small fragments with your blow.
A soldier is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness.

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Your slash at a soldier results in a pool of blood and his immediate death.
A soldier has bit the dust!
You receive 4550 points from that assault.
A tingle runs up your back as you hear a soldiers death cry.
You get a small pile of dollars from the corpse of a soldier.
There were 134 dollars.
You get some black combat boots from the corpse of a soldier.
you get a BDU jacket from the corpse of a soldier.

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Mudding... the true pinnacle of online gaming. If your computer has 'terminal'... you can run it. The one I play is at falloutmud.gof, port 2222. The name that I use on there is "Thunk". If you're not familiar with how to access it, consult your local nerd. Or possibly the internet.
...But mainly nerds.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.