Not doing his job

And now a quick, easy to make mini-story just prior to the wedding. As of making this strip, it is exactly 6 days away from the wedding (seeing as it's just after midnight, thus making it now Saturday... us getting married the following Friday).

Edit: Ended up getting divorced down the road, but enjoy the comics anyway :P

One week from the wedding...
Ok... as best man, I've gotta make sure Kabs doesn't snap or something. I'd better check on her to make sure the stress isn't getting to her.
--Whoops, she was marrying a girl all along.
Hey Kabs... you look surprisingly relaxed. Nervous about the big day or anything?
Eh, not really. I'm more looking forward to the time off work than anything.
Whew... that's always good. I was a bit worried that the thought of your life being forever with another person... forever... might have gotten to you. Because it IS forever, y'know. Forever's a long time. But if you're cool with it, that's good. But hey, I forgot... I left some snacks in the car.
What are you in the mood fo... ah, hell. Daemona's gonna kill me.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.