Slowing things down

Much later...
Crikey, could it take us ANY longer to get to Mother Brain?
Well soooorry Captain Longlegs, but we don't move as fast as you.
But y'know... it's mainly just me slowing things down. I'd GLADLY stay behind... for the greater good, y'know?
Oh hey, I'm crap for speed too. I can do vertical, but I'm slow as hell with the horozontal. I'll stay too.
I hate you both so much right now.
NEVER! We're in this as a team, and we'll stay together to the VERY END!
Yeah, that's right, we die together.
Bloody hell.

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