Most boring battle ever
Truly a battle of epic proportions.
Ok... well let's think about this rationally for a minute. You're clamping on to me... WHY now?
I'm wrangling you, can't you tell?
Actually no, I honestly can't.
Because y'see... I'm inside this jar here. You on the other hand are on the OUTSIDE of said jar. Given the last hour or so, I'm going to guess that you don't actually have any way of changing that fact. So for that reason, I'm going to defeat you the easiest way possible. I'm going to ignore you.
Ahh... yep. Have fun either leaving or starving to death.
Well... I guess if you're just going to ignore me, then I can rattle off my entire life story, and you wouldn't mind since you're ignoring me and all. I'll start with my great, great, grandfather...
*shudder* Why must it never be easy. Ok, fine... we'll see who breaks first.
Can anyone say 'most boring battle ever?'
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.