Attack the ref at your own risk

Let's see... should I put the Fight Club rules here, or just put "Rule 1: Attacking the ref does not get you disqualified... it's just ridiculously foolish"

But anyway, that sounds like a pretty good plan you had back there... just hang out around here until she gets back.
That's the gist of it.
You seem strangely calm in regards to my obvious urge to kill a good customer.
Are you kidding? This is marketing GOLD! I'll be selling tickets to this fight and make A FORTUNE! And besides, my referee will stop any deaths.
Your referee?!? But who...
Break my battle rules, and you'll wish you had never been conceived, let alone born.
Ok, y'know what? Whatever, good enough. Maybe I can at least... maim her or something. And then kill her after she leaves the bar.
Mental note... sell tickets for two separate fights.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.