Party time!

But... ONWARDS! Why talk about the annoying when we can adventure our way to... y'know... anything not annoying. Not like we're stuck-
What the hell?
Hey guys, guess what time it is!
Umm... I dunno. Winter?
...Technically correct, but more accurately, it's my BIRTHDAY!
Well, good for you.
Way to not die, a feat few people can sa- oh wait, no... that's the vast majority of people, my bad.
Hey, thanks killjoy, but I'm having a party, and I can poof you guys over to the festivities!
Y'mean with our ZERO booze?

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.