No trust nowadays

Actually yeah, serious question. HOW have you not starved?!?
...ers. Don't harm others. Don't harm others. Don't h...
...arm... oh. Well, whenever you fall into a horribly restless sleep from exhaustion, I sneak off for food. Also I nap a bit. You're waking up always wakes me up, and then I start back up again.
...You clever bastard.
So anyway... don't harm others. Don't harm oth-
Wait, stop. Fine, I won't harm... harm others or whatever. Will you shut the hell up now?
Nope, don't believe you. Don't harm others. Don't harm others. Don't harm others. Don't ha-
So what, you plan to keep this up until one of us is dead?
Nope. Just until I believe you'll stop. Don't har...
Son of a bitch.

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This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.