A minor distraction

Priorities... that minion has them.

Ok, well... one way or another, you're screwed right now. I've gotta go check if any of the rest of the union has any ideas. I'll be like... a minute. *flutter*
Well, hurry damnit!
A short distance away
...gotta find someone with an idea, gotta find...
Hey, did you hear the rumours?
Huh? No, but unless you've got an idea on how to move Mother Brain, I don't have time...
Word has it that Ridley might have booze flowing again!
Several hours of travelling later
Man oh man, this is going to be EPIC! I was WONDERING where the rest of the union took off to. At long last... BOOZE!
So... much... hate...

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.