Not adventurous enough

So enough lazing around... let's go do stuff!
*grab* *swing*
ACK! It wasn't lazing around, it was the fact that I can BARELY MOVE!
Are you still going on about that? Stop being such a sourpuss. I've got a feeling that cool stuff is just WAITING for us to come across it.
Well, there IS occasionally interesting stuff here and there.
YAAAAY! THAT'S the spirit finally!
*gronk* *gronk* *gronk*
*grunk* *grunk*
Oohh, stop here, stop here! Kraid!
Pfft, boooooring. Who wants to listen to that Dessgeega whine on and on about nothing.
No, I want to see the Gronkies!
*thump* Dessgeegas are stupid anyway. Adventure time!
*gronk* *gronk*

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.