Still not adventurous enough

Doo de doo de doo... adventure, adventure, where is some adventure, adventure...
Can you PLEASE stop singing and stop for a minute? I'm getting dizzy here always looking up.
...adventure, ad-whup, hey look out there.
Wait, what?
Oh, hey, way, you! Samus, where's Samus?
She's at the bar. Adventure adventure, I'm looking for adventure adventure...
...anything like adventure, adventure, lots n' lots of adventure, because it's fun and is...
Uhh, Kraid? I can't really see anything, but I think that back there WAS an adventure.
...adventure, adventure, where stuff is always ad...
Why do I even bother.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.